kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

cirque-du-sirene:

Ruckus rockin out to a good jam

toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this

thebgcdatabase:

Mom: “Your room is dirty.”

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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sexyseventhgrader:

college

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